tagged: i need this
am i the only person who saw this when he tweeted that pic
tagged: YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE WORLD WHAT IS THIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING I MEAN IT'S ONE THING IF LOKI IS ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT BUT COME ON YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT
It took me a second.
And then I started choking.
steve
clint
THOR
#the avengers#steve looks like a breaching whale on crack#thor looks like a fly on a windshield#natasha is that weird friend you have who presses herself against your window in the middle of the night#to scare the shit out of you for no good reason except it’s funny#loki is a jack-in-the-box#tony is trying to be intelligent while he’s high#clint is that one guy who pops up randomly without telling you ever#and then he just stares at you without blinking for long periods of time just because#and bruce is just there because the others dragged him there#again#these are the world’s mightiest heroes on crack (tags from erectionsandtea)
OHMYGODTHETAGSI’MSOBBINGWHAT
OH GOD I CAN’T BREATH
(Source: oh-my-hiddles)
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(Source: seizetonight)
Hiddleston you sit like a hoor! …Not that I’m complaining.
Comic possibly by ORANGESNAPDRAGON
He doesn’t actually sit like tha-
Oh.
It’s because he can’t close his legs. Something about his enormous
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I think it may be humid today.
A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.
(Source: andrewbreitel)
Phelan is playing Portal 2 for the first time.
“Sarcastic robot lady is awesome.”
Yes.
Yes she is.
Irena Sendler (1910-2008) During WWII, Irena worked in the Warsaw Ghetto as a plumbing/sewer specialist. Irena smuggled Jewish children out; infants in the bottom of the tool box she carried and older children in a burlap sack she carried in the back of her truck. She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking covered the kids’ and infants’ noises. Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 children.
She eventually was caught, and the Nazis broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar buried under a tree in her backyard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and reunited some of the families. Most had been killed. She helped those children get placement into foster family homes or adopted. Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Al Gore won – for a slide show on Global Warming.
